PRESIDENT CROESUS, SUPERSTAR! by Thomas Lipschultz with Lee Brodowski and Ozkan Akilli Special thanks to all volunteers! Cast of characters: ------------------------------------------------------------- Alpha Funk Omega G ........................... [Ozkan Akilli] Grecian President Croesus .................... [Ozkan Akilli] Swedish President Urkelstivski ............ [The Ill Prophet] Swedish Assassin "The Crowski" ............ [The Ill Prophet] Croesus's liaison/messenger, Bob .......... [The Ill Prophet] Voice of 1-900-ORACLE1 .................... [The Ill Prophet] Edgar Cayce ................................. [Lee Brodowski] Amphiaraus .................................. [Lee Brodowski] Priest of Abae .............................. [Lee Brodowski] Bill Clinton ................................ [Lee Brodowski] Monica Lewinsky .............................. Dania Welchoff Croesus's Hired Goon #1 ..................... [Lee Brodowski] Croesus's Hired Goon #2 ....................... Frank Vecchio 40 men of Ammon #1 .......................... [Lee Brodowski] 40 men of Ammon #2 ............................ Frank Vecchio "Greek" image ................................. Frank Vecchio "Swiss" image ............................... [Lee Brodowski] Selli of Dodona #1 ........................... Dania Welchoff Selli of Dodona #2 ............................ Tami Smerlick Selli of Dodona #3 .......................... [Lee Brodowski] Croesus's Hired Female Goon #1 ............... Dania Welchoff Croesus's Hired Female Goon #2 ................ Tami Smerlick Pythia of Delphi ............................ [Lee Brodowski] ------------------------------------------------------------- Featured Oracles/Prophets in PCS: ------------------------------------------------------------- The Oracle at Delphi ........................................ Abae in Phocis .............................................. Dodona ...................................................... Amphiaraus of Argos ......................................... Trophonius .................................................. Branchidae in Milesia ....................................... Ammon in Libya .............................................. Edgar Cayce ................................................. ------------------------------------------------------------- Program: * The Ill Prophet -- Introduction and name-drawing. * Lee Brodowski -- Nostradamus and modern-day prophets. * Ozkan Akilli -- A report on oracles of yesteryear. * The Ill Prophet -- Welcome to the show! * "President Croesus, SUPERSTAR!" Original Production * The Ill Prophet -- A surprise giveaway!