OSWALD ]I[: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK by Thomas Lipschultz 4/21/98 Read my lips: THEY'RE DEAD. How the hell am I supposed to write another sequel when all of the characters died in the last episode? Good God, you people are savages! You think I can raise the dead? Psh, whatever. I ain't raising the dead. But if you insist, I'll tell you the story about what happened to Walter, Oswald, and Iswald AFTER they died. Sound good? NO?! Then get the hell out! I mean it this time! Anyway, Officer Floralpattern found the three bodies, all clumped around the tree: one death accidental, one death natural (albeit in a tree), and one homocide victim. What a mess, he thought. So he drew a spirograph pattern in the blood on the grass with a popsicle stick to make it look like cult activity, then reported it to the FBI as an alien murder. Heh heh heh, he thought. That should stir things up a little. Make an interesting story in the papers. Heh heh heh. But that's all irrelevant, and no arguments, 'cause you know what happened LAST time. Those truckers are sorry they ever saw the likes of me! Heh heh heh . Anyway, those three zany souls all decided to remain on Earth as ghosts so they could try to kill each other for the rest of eternity. They claimed many spiritual casualties in the process. And that's what happened to Casper. G'night everybody!