ODE TO BEING HALF-ASLEEP AND LAZY by Thomas Lipschultz 2/4/98 In bed I dream of doing work Awaken with a start A nightmare 'twas and nothing more It almost stopped my heart I have so much to do today No clue where to begin I won't complete a single task I'm even too lazy to rhyme Procrastination is an art An art it is, I say And if that's true I'm DaVinci at heart I think I'll go and eat a Pop Tart I really don't like the mini-mart I have bad aim when tossing a dart I have bad gas so I should... PROCRASTINATE Some more And now it's back to work