The Life and Times of Brendon Myze
Thomas Lipschultz 9/3/01

Tossing pies at long-haired guys,
throwing down the smaller fries,
feigning truth while spreading lies,
it's the life and times of Brendon Myze.
The tables turn, his courage dies,
we'll witness soon his grand demise;
there is no room for compromise
in the life and times of Brendon Myze.
Breaking down his friendly ties
with all the other tougher guys,
she's making so his friends despise
the life and times of Brendon Myze.
And all because he saw her eyes,
he fell in love with young Elize,
who finally cut down to size
the life and times of Brendon Myze.