Uncle Louie's Generous Donation
Thomas Lipschultz 10/18/00

The dirty old man
sits on my couch,
laughing and scratching is he,
channel-flipping
twixt PBS
and hardcore pornography.
He washes his hands
with vaseline,
and shampoos his hair
with brie,
but I must say
I really like
the lawnmower he bought
for me.