LIKE RAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY by Thomas Lipschultz 11/18/98 So, we meet again Just like in the movies You with the sword of light And I with a big black helmet And strange magic powers And I mumble something evil Like "I will crush you, maggot" And you say "No I fight for justice And we never lose!" And that's when I chop your head off 'Cause you were gloating And didn't notice the katana And I smile 'Cause I won So nyeah nyeah ... nyeah nyeah.