Incest, or Creationistic Magnetism?
11/15/00 Thomas Lipschultz

I hand-crafted a midget out of sandpaper and clay
and he walked around sanding my floors all day,
but after a while he just went away
and I haven't seen him since the holidays.

I missed him so, so I built him a sister
out of rhubarb and glass and soft polyester,
and then he came home because he had missed her;
he tipped his hat and incestuously kissed her.

They moved out now and I haven't seen them since,
but I hear he convinced some country he was prince
and married his sister and then they had twins
and lived happily ever after in their very own province.