Hello I am from Illinois I'll kick your ass, reveal your ploy You think me man, but me just boy Goodbye I am from Illinois Hello I am from Grand Paris My eyes are blind yet I can see I speak so suave it makes me pee Goodbye I am from Grand Paris Hello I am from Kiribati Jolly place, but I'm still goth Look over there, I see a moth Goodbye I am from Kiribati Hello I am from Wyoming You visit me, see not a thing There's nothing here of which to sing Goodbye I am from Wyoming Hello I am from Collegeville But not the half that's on the pill Nor the quarter mentally ill Goodbye I am from Collegeville