LIST OF HATS AND THEIR EFFECTS Fuzzy top hat: Upon donning the fuzzy top hat, one becomes a jester of sorts. The requirements for fulfilling one's duty as jester are as follows: (1) Whenever an answer is spoken, the person wearing the fuzzy top hat is required to immediately yell out the correct question in a voice which intentionally mimics a popular celebrity or on-campus individual. (2) The mimicked celebrity or individual must be different for every question spoken. This hat remains in effect until the end of the game or the death of its wearer. (Give to Genevieve) Pokemon hat: Upon capturing the Pokemon hat, one is required to speak only his or her own name, in full, when called upon to give a question. No other words besides the wearer's own name may be spoken. This hat is discarded after one use. (Give to Sal) Black cap: Upon boringly placing the black cap unto one's head, the wearer must speak only blatantly and ludicrously erroneous things when called upon for a question. If the response is not ludicrous enough or horribly horribly incorrect enough, the wearer will be prompted to speak again under the pretense of "I can't hear you, please speak louder." This hat's effects are permanent. (Give to Mike) Alligator cap: Upon ferociously nabbing the alligator cap, its wearer is required to physically attack the game's host (please be kind) whenever points are given to anyone other than him/her. The wearer may not ease off of his/her attacks until the host is willing to give in and relinquish the points, at which point he/she must smile evilly and sit down. This hat's effects are permanent. (Give to Dr. V) Red beret: Upon gloriously winning the red beret, its wearer is required to act as a Jerry Springer-esque security guard and break up all fights, displays of violence, etc., no matter how large, small, or staged they may be. The wearer may not stop until the fight has been completely quelled. This hat, unfortunately, is permanent. (Give to Jason) Garth wig: Well, like, when you've seriously nabbed the Garth wig, you need to loudly yell "WHOA, DUDE!", then sit down quietly. This wig is, like, gone after one use. Pretty sweet, huh? (Give to Anthony) Bridget Baines wig: It's the Bridget Baines wig! And here's what it does: when you put it on, you must immediately begin provoking the wearer of the alligator cap, attempting to get in as many jabs as possible before said wearer of the alligator cap attempts to take you down. That is all. It is discarded after security breaks up the fight. (Give to Lindsay) Thomas Lipschultz wig: Oh my. You've won my hair. How particularly not unfascinatingly coolistic of you. Thus, a benefit of unspeakably fantabulous proportions shall be bestowed upon you, the likes of which are as herein stated. You, sir or madame, shall become the host of this show in my place. The full ramifications of such a job will be explained to you by a sheet of paper entitled "rules for playing this game," which is now to be handed unto your palm. Its contents will herein be read aloud to you. This wig is very muchly permanent, and cannot, repeat CANNOT, be retired during the course of the game. How very unfortunately ungood. (Give to Jeff)