A Being Named G / 5-8-02 Thomas Lipschultz

Stabbing babies in the eye
Baking up a whoop-ass pie
Cheating on her every test
Trying not to do her best
Feeling English lit is sucky
Not resembling a rubber ducky
Likes to beat up children and go whoring in the night,
Sneaking up on lousy Christians and robbing them of light
and she hates all forms of turkey
and is angered by Star Ocean,
feels that candies like a nosepiece
are a dang dumb blasted notion,
has no friends ever and is hated by all,
her number scribbled on every bathroom stall,
and we all hate her and wish her dead.
Oh wait, that's not her, my friend, but you,
fair listener,
assuming you aren't Genevieve.
Genevieve is cool, and we will all miss her.