CAMELFIEND by Thomas Lipschultz 4/12/00 He stalks the stretch of Arizona, Old El Paso, Western Saudi, doesn't care just who he swindles, only that he gets 'em good. He swears he'll find his golden steed in some remote and humid place, lost long ago while he was drunk and stupid off his ass. And so he searches high and low and low and high to find this horse by mugging camel travellers as they saunter humply by. Perhaps his steed is trapped within the body of a dromedary -- this is why the people call him mighty Camelfiend.