Found During Autopsy of Small Boy by Thomas Lipschultz 11/10/99 Caramel-coated me In a box Sweet and free It happened like this, you see A woman named Dee-Dee Dupree Felt that she should kill me And so she grabbed a hacksaw And proceeded to cut me And she laughed, "hee hee"! And then she drove to Russel Stover company (Where she worked, and got candy for free) And took the vat of caramel goo And proceeded to coat me Or rather the pieces of me And then she sold me In a nice bow-laden box As "Caramel Glee" And apparently I made some kid hungry Because he ate all of me Which is why these lines of poetry Are being written On his fatty tissue ...you see?